Amazon- Style Reviews On Different Animal Species

Few months ago, we have compiled a list of funny Amazon-style reviews shared by zoo teams. This time we are bringing you the people of twitter's version and it's as funny and creative as you can imagine.  

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  • 01
    funny post about ordering beetles got a mini beetle car Ordered a lot of beetles, was not amused that the seller tried to slip this one past me... #rateaspecies #RateAnOrder 12:12 PM 13 Mar 2018 129 Retweets 471 Likes
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  • 02
    funny review about peacocks I'd give zero stars if I could. Paid extra for the deluxe extra fancy but he faded on the first wash! Yes. Of course I used cold water and vinegar. Not only that but our neighbors keep calling 911 because he thinks yelling for help is funny. Jerk. #rateaspecies 2:39 AM 15 Mar 2018 14 Retweets 82 Likes
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  • 03
    picture of a yellow slug DOES NOT TASTE LIKE BANANA. #rateaspecies 6:30 PM 12 Mar 2018 96 Retweets 449 Likes ess
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  • 04
    funny review of rats Rats; ordered a dangerous, bubonic rodent, received the guys in the picture instead. Cute, affectionate and very intelligent. Quite smelly though and constantly want attention. Destroy your clothes and will pee on you. Still lovely though. #rateaspecies 7:05 AM 20 Mar 2018
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    picture of cat *EXCELLENT ALARM CLOCK I usually sleep through other alarms but this one manages to get me out of bed every time. Still working after 11 years. So good, I ordered two more. #rateaspecies
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    picture of dog Pleasantly surprised. Ordered Belgian Malinois, but received Droolhünd. Solid engineering and great substitute, as works fine when wet, but needs squeegee (see photo). Luxurious self-molting coat included. Long battery life. Cordless. #RateASpecies CA
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    picture of rhino in mud COMPACT MODEL. Thought product was defective at first due to odd protuberances on face. Was going to return, but informed only 300 left in stock and going fast. Extra stars given for forest gardening skills. #rateaspecies 7:43 PM 14 Mar 2018
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    picture of horse 5 stars! This 2002 compact model has some miles on her, but purrs like a kitten (more of a nicker really). Handles well with plenty of pep for her size. Fuel economy & low emissions (most days). Gold & black exterior adds to sporty design. #rateaspecies 5:16 PM - 20 Mar 2018
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  • 09
    picture of rabbit in hutch EXCELLENT LAWN MOWER COSTLY UPKEEP particularly efficient at weeding, bonus feature: fertilises the lawn as it mows. Not suitable for handling by children (sharp parts) and requires regular upkeep and cleaning. Maintenance costs can be expensive #rateaspecies
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    picture two boxer dogs WOULD NOT RECOMMEND FOR MOVING **Ordered two of these "Boxers" when it was time to move to my new house, but so far, they haven't packed a thing. They play or sleep all day, then expect food. Also extremely gassy. Four stars for being entertaining. #rateaspecies 6:05 PM 28 Mar 2018 19 Retweets 103 Likes ube
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    picture of otter NOT INTENDED FOR INDo0OR USE Good: FurSaw effectively removed backyard cottonwoods. Teeth self-sharpening. Runs on bark! Bad: Chewed through dining room table, used legs to build dam in bathtub. Better suited for homes w/ metal furniture. #rateaspecies
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    picture of bat FRUIT PROCESSOR was slightly different than advertised. Juices fruit efficiently, but only gives you pulp in return! #rateaspecies 4:04 PM -12 Mar 2018 14 Retweets 139 Likes dovers
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  • 13
    picture of zebra horse: great mileage even off road, but the damn barcode sticker is massive and won't come off. Outcompeted by JaguarO #rateaspecies 7:32 PM 14 Mar 2018 11 Retweets 102 Likes
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    picture bilby Follow Acan't figure out how to turn off the dig.exe application. Needs better anti predator firewall. 1 star for each ear. #rateaspecies 5:54 PM - 14 Mar 2018
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